WASHINGTON, D.C.— Seeking to quell fears it will abuse its newly acquired powers of surveillance, the FBI today promised it would not only respond to any concerns, but will follow complainants in the field to observe their concerns, and talk about those concerns with complainants’ friends, relatives, acquaintances, business colleagues, and anyone else who may […]

A DOG thinks:
“Hey—those people I live with feed me—love me—provide me with a nice warm, dry house—pet me—and take good care of me…

While Congress debates how to provide child care insurance for America’s uninsured 9 million children, a surprising study released this week finds that the vast majority of children

Homer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens) called “pullets,” and 10 roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. 

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea … does that mean that one enjoys it
There are three religious truths:
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope […]

The Thanksgiving season is here, and lord knows it is a fiery hell. To celebrate, the whole family has forcibly gathered at YOUR HOUSE; your 40-something son, his cackling Democrat wife, their thirty-thousand greasy, fat little kids, including that gay one that gets the nosebleeds, and a host of others.
The only comfort you have is […]