I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
Got a freakin’ call center in Afghanistan.
I told them I was suicidal….
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!

I think Sarah Palin must have cooties or something. It’s the only explanation I can come up with to describe the left’s fear of her.
Personally, I don’t know the woman–and don’t really care to!
This much I do know, she’s viewed as a threat to the left and that’s good enough for me!
You go girl!
–Doyle Hullinger

A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana’s death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk […]

My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn’t seem to get food poisoning.
My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax […]

(Under age 40? You won’t Understand.)

You could hardly see for all the snow,
Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go.
Pull a chair up to the TV set,
“Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet.”
Depending on the channel you tuned,
You got Rob and Laura - or Ward and June.
It felt so good. It felt so right.
Life looked […]

Armistice Day Becomes Veterans Day

Soldiers of the 353rd Infantry near a church at Stenay, Meuse in France, wait for the end of hostilities. This photo was taken at 10:58 a.m., on November 11, 1918, two minutes before the armistice ending World War I went into effect.

World War I — known at the time as “The […]