Sunday, October 25th, 2009
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place…
Man: What’s the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I’m also going to give you a ticket […]
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Sunday, October 25th, 2009
Obama Playing Video Games on BlackBerry All Day
Aides to President Barack Obama have been complaining this past of week of the President’s behavior during meetings.
Speaking on condition of anonymity, several high-level staffers have said that the President has seemed distracted since being granted his super-secure BlackBerry device.
“He’s just always sitting there, not looking at anyone […]
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Sunday, October 18th, 2009
The Gilead Studio Art Show, featuring over 150 works of art, will be featured at the Miami County Museum at 51 N. Broadway in Peru, Indiana from October 12 through November 20, 2009. Museum hours are 9:00-5:00, Tuesday through Saturday.
The artists whose works are on display are Deborah Hammond, instructor, and her students; Anne Ormsby, […]
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Saturday, October 17th, 2009
Today’s question: What in the world is electricity and where does it go after it leaves the toaster?
Here is a simple experiment that will teach you an important electrical lesson: On a cool dry day, scuff your feet along a carpet, then reach your hand into a friend’s mouth and touch one of his dental […]
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Friday, October 16th, 2009
The teenager who borrows the family car for the night subtracts years from the car and adds them to the parents.
Folks would enjoy us more if we gave as much thought to our own behavior as we do to our neighbor’s.
We all think we are exceptional and are surprised to find ourselves criticized just like […]
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Sunday, October 11th, 2009
Kittens with several body piercings were removed from a Pennsylvania home by humane officers on Wednesday.
Humane officers from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals of Luzerne County, Pennsylvania removed kittens from a home that were for sale as “gothic kittens” on EBay and an internet auction site for pets. The kittens had […]
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