The Kokomo Chapter of the American Sewing Guild will meet on Monday, April 13th in the 2nd floor Conference Room at the Howard Medical Arts Building located next to Howard Regional Hospital on U.S. 31 in Kokomo, IN.
The program will be on slopers presented by Becky Wilson and is open to sewers of all levels. […]

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“Every problem has in it the seeds of its own solution. If you don’t have any problems, you don’t get any seeds.”
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