Just how big is Wal-Mart?

Americans spend $36,000,000 every hour of every day at Wal-Mart. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!

Ok, old-timers, let’s have some fun.
Do you recollect this
fine old pickup truck?
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Did you ever take your date to the drive-in with a pickup truck? […]

There was a good ol’ boy named Bubba, and Bubba knew EVERYONE in the whole world! Once when Bubba got a new job, Bubba says to his new boss, “Boss, I know everyone in the whole world!” His boss doesn’t believe him, so he says “No, you do not know everyone in the whole world” […]

A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Florida and goes to a big everything-under-one-roof department store looking for a job. The manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?”
The kid says “Yeah, I was a salesman back in Wisconsin.”
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. “You start tomorrow. I’ll come down […]

A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard, and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. Then he realizes that […]

“This tomato and cabbage soup was rumored, in days of old, to melt away those thighs.”

INGREDIENTS:
5 carrots, chopped
3 onions, chopped
2 (16 oz.) cans whole peeled tomatoes, w/liquid
1 large head cabbage, chopped
1 (1 oz.) envelope dry onion soup mix
1 (15 oz.) can cut green beans, drained
2 quarts tomato juice
2 green bell peppers, diced
10 stalks celery, chopped
1 […]