Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there.

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Hey—Cruisers!
— Tell the Old Coot About It —
Last month we had some great autombiles on the cover story. This month I double-dog dare ya to tell me what you know about this classic ride. And Lordy, NO, it’s not a ‘57 Chevy!

This month I want your 2¢ worth, not just, “Duh, yeh- it’s a car, […]

WASHINGTON, D.C.— Abandoning the last-minute, panic-inducing warning system it has used until now, the FBI today said it will begin issuing regular, five-day terror forecasts. Today’s outlook: light, scattered terrorism early, tapering off by noon. Tomorrow: Clear, and seasonably dangerous.

Donkey Dung
Deflectors

SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA— Spurred by disturbing claims that three women may already be pregnant with the first human clones, a group of Asian, African, and Hispanic scientists today declared that while genetic research may prove beneficial to mankind, the cloning of white people should be banned as redundant since “they all look alike already.”
“I […]