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‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Contestants Hit Hard As Vowel Prices Skyrocket

LOS ANGELES—Contestants on the television game show Wheel Of Fortune have been hit especially hard at the podiums in recent months due to skyrocketing vowel prices.
The commodity reached a record $600 last week. “I remember a time when you could get an ‘e’ for $250,” 46-year-old […]

PHILADELPHIA (AP) — Derrie-Air has been exposed. Readers of The Philadelphia Inquirer and Philadelphia Daily News opened their papers Friday to see ads for a new airline called Derrie-Air, which purportedly charges passengers by the pound.

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

Some of the most fun times around an airport are the weekends in July. People are celebrating the freedom of our great country with the freedom of flight.

These are real notes written by parents in an Alabama school district. Spellings have been left intact.
1. My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.
2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.