While Congress debates how to provide child care insurance for America’s uninsured 9 million children, a surprising study released this week finds that the vast majority of children

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly, it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.

Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. While that was an “urban legend,” this one is not. It’s happening every day. You too may have been a victim…

A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working. “Madam’” said the sales manager, “the audio system in this car is completely automatic.

Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, “I’ve lost my electron.” The other says, “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive.”