Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea … does that mean that one enjoys it
There are three religious truths:
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope […]

Map to Raber’s

Proof of Entitlement Mentality

It’s time again for the annual “Stella Awards!” For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald’s in New Mexico where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it […]

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This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Wal Mart in Arkansas. They hired him because he was so funny. . . .

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
DR. PHIL– The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on ‘THIS’ side of the road before it goes after the problem on the ‘OTHER SIDE’ of the road. What we need to do is help him realize […]